The other day I had a lift in a Jaaaag', a fackin XF super luxury or some such cuntedness donchaknow.
And the best bit? The air vents turned round, shut off and displayed a Jaguar logo when the ignition was turned off. Now, fuck me if I'm missing something, but why the fuck would they do that? you're getting out so you're not going to sit there admiring the fucker are you? And when you get in you have to wait for them to turn round again. Speechless.
If there's one thing I don't need, ever, it's a car that does that.